Caffeine is a man's best friend

When you get hit overnight with a sinus cold, what's the best thing to do? Get hopped up on caffeine in whatever form you can manage. At the very worst it will make heat your body up enough to make your nose drip like a Bunn coffee maker. At the very least you can temporarily forget that there is something wrong with your body and marginally enjoy yourself.

OWWW!! My head is starting to hurt again. Looks like I need to increase my i.v. drip rate.

Ahhh, the smell of coffee!